Meet Æthelflæd, Lady of the Mercians. She was the ruler of Mercia and helped fight off the Viking attacks. She sounds like a good one-episode Star Trek character, I feel. Sorry to link to Vice but Meet the Man Who Seduced All Your Fave Dead Gays I don't understand what this but it seems to be a book … Continue reading What We’re Reading at 1 AM
Is this too soon? Maybe. But Huma and Hils sent some damn relatable emails and I think we need to take a minute to appreciate them. #7 This is not that relatable. I don't have voicemail. I've never called anyone's house. I've never had a few things for someone. I've never asked anyone if they're … Continue reading Getting #Relatable With Hillary and Huma’s Emails
How many male novelists does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you don't serve oysters at your party you may as well be dead. How many male novelists does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you're more than two degrees of separation from Oscar Wilde you are nobody. How … Continue reading Male Novelist Jokes (but with late 19th/early 20th century “vaguely” homoerotic literature)
Here is the quote "Reader, I Married Him" from the novel Jane Eyre but the verb "married" is replaced with so many verbs you forget what words in this sequence even mean: Reader, I tinkered him Reader, I buttered him Reader, I cremated him Reader, I assembled him Reader, I roundhoused him Reader, I canoodled him … Continue reading The Quote “Reader, I Married Him” from Jane Eyre, but with Verbs Other than “Married”
MONK #1: hey what's love like? like what's it about MONK #2: it's about saving your comrade from certain death and going back in time to kick your younger self in the ass MONK #1: is there ever any stuff like love stories in the pope thing? about being in love and stuff? MONK #2: like i told … Continue reading Two Monks Invent Love
PART I MONK #1: does the pope like to travel MONK #2: not at all he is like a tarantula pay attention but he sings a lot. has a gay boyfriend MONK #1: he sings? is that a huge component of being pope? MONK #2: oh yeah the main part playing judas on broadway and … Continue reading Two Monks Invent Robert Pope Leonard
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