Two Monks Invent Love

  • MONK #1: hey what’s love like?
  • like what’s it about
  • MONK #2: it’s about saving your comrade
  • from certain death
  • and going back in time to kick your younger self
  • in the ass
  • MONK #1: is there ever any stuff
  • like love stories in the pope thing?
  • about being in love and stuff?
  • MONK #2: like i told you
  • in being the pope you’re in gay love with steven
  • and the nun loves her gf too
  • it’s all about that in the pope thing
  • all about that
  • MONK #1: hmmm yeah cool
  • what about…love between comrades
  • MONK #2: hahah what?
  • MONK #1: like, comrades
  • who would lay down their lives for each other?
  • MONK #2: oh like a doormat?
  • laying it down like that, you mean?
  • MONK #1: yeah
  • MONK #2: the kind that get ship-wrecked together
  • and stuff
  • MONK #1: yeah exactly
  • like a Spartan
  • MONK #2: well i guess yeah
  • the pope and steven are kind of comrades
  • MONK #1: that’s good
  • MONK #2: yeah it’s nice
  • steven like knows what cannot be spoken
  • and makes the perfect reply in the same language
  • MONK #1: coo
  • MONK #2: yeah
  • MONK #1: so like
  • can monks speak that secret language
  • MONK #2: what?
  • MONK #1: like what if one monk
  • looked at another monk
  • and thought
  • MONK #2: what?
  • MONK #1: i mean is there ever any stuff
  • about one monk
  • loving another monk
  • MONK #2: oh
  • MONK #1: sorry i shouldn’t
  • have
  • MONK #2: no it’s
  • okay
  • MONK #1: okay?
  • MONK #2: good even
  • MONK #1: good?
  • MONK #2: yeah
  • um i
  • yeah
  • MONK #1: oh
  • oh! really?
  • MONK #2: yeah
  • for a while now i
  • but i didn’t know
  • how
  • MONK #1: i know

 


Disclaimer: this post was inspired by the late, fantastic the-toast.net.

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