• MONK #1: hey what’s love like?
• like what’s it about
• MONK #2: it’s about saving your comrade
• from certain death
• and going back in time to kick your younger self
• in the ass
• MONK #1: is there ever any stuff
• like love stories in the pope thing?
• about being in love and stuff?
• MONK #2: like i told you
• in being the pope you’re in gay love with steven
• and the nun loves her gf too
• it’s all about that in the pope thing
• all about that
• MONK #1: hmmm yeah cool
• what about…love between comrades
• MONK #2: hahah what?
• MONK #1: like, comrades
• who would lay down their lives for each other?
• MONK #2: oh like a doormat?
• laying it down like that, you mean?
• MONK #1: yeah
• MONK #2: the kind that get ship-wrecked together
• and stuff
• MONK #1: yeah exactly
• like a Spartan
• MONK #2: well i guess yeah
• the pope and steven are kind of comrades
• MONK #1: that’s good
• MONK #2: yeah it’s nice
• steven like knows what cannot be spoken
• and makes the perfect reply in the same language
• MONK #1: coo
• MONK #2: yeah
• MONK #1: so like
• can monks speak that secret language
• MONK #2: what?
• MONK #1: like what if one monk
• looked at another monk
• and thought
• MONK #2: what?
• MONK #1: i mean is there ever any stuff
• about one monk
• loving another monk
• MONK #2: oh
• MONK #1: sorry i shouldn’t
• have
• MONK #2: no it’s
• okay
• MONK #1: okay?
• MONK #2: good even
• MONK #1: good?
• MONK #2: yeah
• um i
• yeah
• MONK #1: oh
• oh! really?
• MONK #2: yeah
• for a while now i
• but i didn’t know
• how
• MONK #1: i know

Disclaimer: this post was inspired by the late, fantastic the-toast.net.