James Wilson’s S2 Ties Ranked in Order of How Angry They Make Me

For brevity’s sake, and so I don’t have to look at 24 ties at once, I’ve capped it at 10.

Screen Shot 2017-02-20 at 11.58.14 PM.png10.  I see what you were trying to do with the pop of color, really, I understand, I do… but have you considered that you might look too regal for hospital life? Just a bit? This tie deserves a three-star restaurant, or a courtroom at the very least.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-55-40-pm9. I can’t help that you’re an oncologist and not a candy striper! I’m sorry! But dress for the job you want I guess, I’ll let it slide

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-55-56-pm8. I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-50-18-pm7. This Hester Prynne Allusion… going for an A, but I give it a C- at best. Red isn’t your color, and you need to coordinate shades better. I can’t look at this anymore

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-50-59-pm6. It’s like you applied geometry to a root beer float. This should be illegal.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-54-00-pm5. I don’t like that I can’t tell what color this is. You walk around in public like that?

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-59-09-pm4. Livid.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-59-39-pm3. What Did I Just Tell You About Red, James? I’m… irritated.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-57-23-pm2. This one only gets me because he looks like he’s enjoying it. It’s vaguely reminiscent of 1990s Microsoft culture and it makes me sick.

screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-11-52-03-pm1. I’m calling the police.

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