When I heard Россия-1 was adapting House MD, my primary question was simple: why? Who watched House– colloquially known as Hate Crimes MD– and decided that more people needed to experience it? Using my extremely limited knowledge of Russian and world-renowned video website “youtube,” I decided to get all the answers for myself. I left the only … Continue reading With Regards to “Доктор Рихтер,” Russia’s Direct Remake of “House MD”
Via Old House Memes, naturally, and with special thanks to Old House Dreams, which is a far classier establishment. Both sites, however, are... what's the word? Ah, yes. Valid. Let's get to it, shall we? 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
There is a lot of dark, chaotic energy contained in the show that we here at The Niche know as Hate Crimes MD. The weight of sadness and repression palpable in each and every sentence is truly unbearable. It seems fitting, then, to take that sadness and repression and attempt to make it even worse … Continue reading Housman MD, or, House MD but House Speaks Only in Lines from AE Housman Poems
Given the existing script of House MD, this didn't even take much. Self-explanatory. Lisa: House, I never approved this transplant House: [flipping the bird] approve this Cameron: Lung scans got back. Looks like they found–– House: [lighting a cigarette] Répétez? Chase: Our only choice is to amputate the foot, I’m very sorry Patient: [light angry sobbing] House: … Continue reading Dirtbag Greg House
Taub: Taub is not a lesbian, and I hate him. Foreman: Foreman is not a lesbian, but I like him. Masters: Eh…not really. Adams: I don’t know dude, I wasn’t really paying attention to my screen by the time she appeared. I hope she's a lesbian but I’m not, like, invested? Thirteen: Takes her rightful … Continue reading All The Fellows On House Based On How Much They Are Lesbians
For brevity's sake, and so I don't have to look at 24 ties at once, I've capped it at 10. ... 10. I see what you were trying to do with the pop of color, really, I understand, I do… but have you considered that you might look too regal for hospital life? Just a … Continue reading James Wilson’s S2 Ties Ranked in Order of How Angry They Make Me