The Quote “Reader, I Married Him” from Jane Eyre, but with Verbs Other than “Married”

February 21, 2017February 23, 2017

Here is the quote “Reader, I Married Him” from the novel Jane Eyre but the verb “married” is replaced with so many verbs you forget what words in this sequence even mean:

Reader, I tinkered him
Reader, I buttered him
Reader, I cremated him
Reader, I assembled him
Reader, I roundhoused him
Reader, I canoodled him
Reader, I bifurcated him
Reader, I buccaneered him
Reader, I pocketed him
Reader, I snuffled him
Reader, I bamboozled him
Reader, I walkbouted him
Reader, I sporked him
Reader, I discombobulated him
Reader, I dolloped him
Reader, I jimmied him
Reader, I skyped him
Reader, I swipe-righted him
Reader, I Gone Girled him

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6 thoughts on “The Quote “Reader, I Married Him” from Jane Eyre, but with Verbs Other than “Married””

Olivia says:
February 21, 2017 at 3:53 pm

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Reader… I ploughed him

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- harry says:
  February 21, 2017 at 4:26 pm
  
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  glaring omission tbh
  
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  - thetoast2017revival says:
    February 21, 2017 at 4:47 pm
    
    just trying to foster this healthy comments section contribution
    
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Peyton says:
February 21, 2017 at 5:09 pm

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time for jane eyre/gone girl crossover fanfiction imo

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- harry says:
  February 21, 2017 at 5:39 pm
  
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  omg hello peyton! I’ll sponsor this post, should you write it
  
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- thetoast2017revival says:
  February 21, 2017 at 5:46 pm
  
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  peyton i really think it’s time you gave in and joined whatever this is and wrote some Gone Jane fanfic
  
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