A Comprehensive List of All 160 Things Ira Madison III Has Said “Keep It” About

Culture writer Ira Madison III, also known as @ira on Twitter, has become famous for a simple catchphrase: keep it. It’s ruthless, efficient, lethal. If Ira ever looked at something I made and told me to keep it, I believe that my bones would disintegrate into ash. Keep it is a lifestyle. Keep it is a fundamental right and an earned privilege. Keep it is a plea for decorum and a rallying cry to unleash hell. Here, compiled via Twitter advanced search, is a comprehensive list of everything Ira has ever said keep it about.

A video of Roger Stone dancing
A potential Justin Timberlake Super Bowl halftime show
Twitter’s new 280 character limit
Donald Trump selling raffle tickets for a charity dinner
Sean Penn starring in a new TV show
A Game of Thrones prequel series
Stephen Colbert giving Hillary Clinton a list of unused jokes written for election night in the event of a Clinton victory
Meghan McCain potentially joining the cast of The View
The poster for Alicia Vikander’s Tomb Raider reboot
Black and white cookies
James Corden kissing Sean Spicer on the cheek
The season finale of Younger
A white actor filing a lawsuit on the basis that they were discriminated against for being white
ESPN’s statement on Jemele Hill, twice; a rare double keep it
A Glamour Magazine profile on Hope Hicks
Ryan Murphy’s upcoming Nurse Ratched series starring Sarah Paulson
A potential Pirates of the Caribbean 6
A cover of the Chronicle Review which featured college students gazing into mirrors with the headline “Why Students Only See Themselves”
Sam Smith, twice; yet another rare double keep it
G-Eazy making out with Halsey
Tomi Lahren debuting as a Fox News contributor
Lionsgate’s Robin Hood origin movie
A GQ article suggesting that Tyrion Lannister should be killed off
Lil Kim working on new music featuring Biggie
New music from Taylor Swift (NOTE: indicated that while he would say “keep it” in public, he would do the Rake It Up choreo to her new music in the privacy of his own home)
A second season of Friends From College
A potential Jabba the Hutt standalone film
A live-action Jetsons sitcom
Clay Aiken’s apology for defending Donald Trump
Ronald Reagan’s 1981 speech to the far right
Colby Keller’s “Why I Voted for Donald Trump” op-ed
Paris Hilton’s statement that women are only accusing Donald Trump of assault in order to garner fame and attention
American Crime Story: Katrina
Lionsgate’s CEO hinting at more Twilight and Hunger Games films
A How I Met Your Mother spin-off
The Bachelor’s Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo getting engaged
West Hollywood road closures due to filming of Jimmy Kimmel Live
A debate between Chris Cuomo and Kellyanne Conway
A man “celebrating his wife’s curves” on the Internet
A reboot of TRL
Katy Perry hosting the VMAs
Caitlyn Jenner’s response to Donald Trump’s ban on trans servicemembers
A new Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson movie co-starring Siri
A potential revival of The OC
Suicide Squad 2
Ed Sheeran spending time in a recording studio
A Doctor Doom movie
Lena Dunham joining American Horror Story
HBO’s Confederate
A potential Teen Wolf reboot
The upcoming Ruth Bader Ginsburg biopic starring Felicity Jones
Scream casting Tyga and CJ Wallace in a third season
Charred carrot tacos
The White House planning a “Made in America” week to highlight issues important to the Trump base and push past Russia news
Disney releasing a possible Planes sequel in April 2019
Zayn Malik potentially being cast as Aladdin
Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg’s 9/11 film
Woody Allen’s new film Wonder Wheel, twice; another rare double keep it
An official draft political committee registered with the FEC to elect Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Daniel Craig returning as James Bond and Adele singing the theme song
A Seattle theatre developing a grunge musical
An Ed Sheeran biopic
Scarlett Johansson hinting at a reunion of Black Widow and The Hulk in Avengers: Infinity War
Mark and Elena from Big Brother kissing
Jeffrey Lord and Brian Stelter talking on CNN
Top Gun 2
MTV News pivoting to video
Chris Cillizza’s newsletter
Ansel Elgort being cast as a young JFK (NOTE: only a “tentative” keep it)
The Han Solo movie
Ruby Rose potentially taking Michelle Rodriguez’s place in the Fast & Furious franchise
Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner scripting a Toni Erdmann remake
Alec Baldwin playing Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live
The all-male writing staff of the eleventh season of The X Files
A potential sequel to The Accountant
A Q&A with Tomi Lahren
Drake Bell potentially playing Tim Drake
Sasha Grey
J.K. Rowling revealing there were two Harry Potters
A new Twilight Zone movie
A potential Fantastic Four reboot
Chelsea Clinton calling out Steve Bannon for fat-shaming Sean Spicer
Chris Brown and Ray J’s mixtape
A new Wonder Woman arc focusing on Diana’s long-lost brother
A potential Wolverine reboot
Those who feel Sofia Coppola should have included the slave character in her remake of The Beguiled
A potential Pretty Little Liars spin-off
Season 2 of Big Little Lies, twice; a double keep it
The circles on Twitter’s notification page
Tom Hardy potentially playing Jafar in Aladdin
A potential Shea/Sasha joint win on Drag Race
Joe Biden reportedly encouraging Mitt Romney to run for Senate
A pro-LGBT Corona billboard
A Washington Post op-ed by a former advisor to Bill Clinton on how Donald Trump can manage his crises
A CNN article advising readers to “never, ever ignore Donald Trump’s tweets”
ABC’s Steve Harvey TV series
Megyn Kelly’s new show
Bad Gyal
Bill Maher apologizing for using the N-word
The Despacito remix
Universal’s Dark Universe
A Mamma Mia sequel
A Scarface remake, twice; a double keep it
Miley Cyrus saying she inspired “I Kissed A Girl”
Young Sheldon
A VR TV series starring Sarah Shahi
An e-mail for a Halsey presale code
Abraham Riesman saying the 2006 Superman movie was the best one
A New York Magazine op-ed on why Baby Groot is bad
Unibrows
A potential spin-off of Reign
An op-ed about why Christopher Nolan should direct a Bond movie
The Roseanne revival, twice; a double keep it
A Bethenny Frankel-Fredrik Eklund crossover series for Bravo
Season 2 of 13 Reasons Why, twice; a double keep it
Jennifer Lawrence potentially starring in a Madonna biopic
Caitlyn Jenner appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show
A new season of The X-Files
A TV spin-off of Kong: Skull Island
A Coming to America sequel
Friends! The Musical
April 25 being declared “La La Land Day” in Los Angeles
Bernie Sanders’ podcast
A re-cut of the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies in which Peter Parker is a creepy stalker
A Drag Race promo discussing “the origins of Cucu”
Rob Schneider criticizing Democrats on Russia
An article about Ed Sheeran’s tattoos
Aaron Sorkin being in talks with Marvel & DC
True Detective Season 3
An Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars mash-up
Underwear designer Andrew Christian getting a reality TV series
Aries Season
Mario Lopez hosting a Candy Crush game show
A potential remake of The Matrix
James Franco’s gay porn drama for HBO
A book of blank pages mocking Democrats
Season 7 of Buffy
Ryan Gosling potentially playing James Bond
Pea and mayonnaise pizza
An article discussing whether or not La La Land should have won Best Picture
La La Land winning Best Cinematography
An article about straight men who have sex with men
Colton Haynes singing
A nutritional ranking of Girl Scout cookies
Meghan Trainor’s song for the Smurfs movie
A La La Land-themed engagement shoot
Ed Sheeran covering Little Mix
The Charlie Hunnam King Arthur movie
A potential Girls spin-off about Elijah
Justin Timberlake working on new music
King Cobra: The Movie
Mel Gibson potentially directing Suicide Squad 2
Bill Maher interviewing Milo Yiannopoulos
An Esquire article on camo
Scarlett Johansson explaining that Ghost in the Shell is about “feminism over race”
Kristen Wiig and Jack Nicholson starring in a Toni Erdmann remake
Matthew McConaughey and Harmony Korine making a stoner beach comedy
The Grammys making a mini-movie about Taylor Swift’s Album of the Year win
Donald Trump’s first weekly address
Facebook testing a Snapchat Stories clone