Author: Peyton

Peyton is an author and journalist based in Toronto. His writing has appeared in Vanity Fair, Billboard, Pitchfork, and lots of other places. His debut novel "Both Sides Now" was published by Penguin Teen in 2021. Twitter: @peytonology

100 Snatch Games I Would Like to See

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Amy ChuaAnna DelveyAnnamarie TendlerBari WeissBella GothBelle DelphineBen AffleckBernie SandersBrené BrownBob DylanBubbles from Trailer Park BoysBurke RamseyCandace OwensCara DelevingneCaroline PolachekCasey AnthonyCharlie from It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaClaire SaffitzConstance WuContraPointsDaBabyDaenerys Targaryen immediately after committing genocideDakota JohnsonDale CooperDasha NekrasovaDavid Foster WallaceDavid LynchDoja CatDonna TarttElizabeth HolmesElla EmhoffElliot PageElon MuskEmily RatajkowskiFather John MistyFKA twigsGlenn GreenwaldGreta GerwigGrimesHanya YanagiharaHari NefJ.K. RowlingJack HarlowJameela … Continue reading 100 Snatch Games I Would Like to See

All 50 Things I’ve Tried to Get Out of My Latest Depressive Episode, Ranked in Order of Efficacy

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Logging outGoing to bed at the same time every nightWaking up at the same time every morningAnalTaking three Effexor tablets instead of twoTaking Effexor two hours before bedtime instead of first thing in the morningDoordashing three pasta entrees and two slices of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory and being like, “This will be enough to … Continue reading All 50 Things I’ve Tried to Get Out of My Latest Depressive Episode, Ranked in Order of Efficacy

An Agonizingly Deep Dive into Timothée Chalamet’s High School Rap Career

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Before Timothée Chalamet was Timothée Chalamet -- before he was an Academy Award nominee, and before he was Paul Atreides, but right around the time he dated Madonna's daughter, Lourdes -- he was Lil Timmy Tim. As a student at the Fame high school, a.k.a. the Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art … Continue reading An Agonizingly Deep Dive into Timothée Chalamet’s High School Rap Career

Which American Girl Doll Would Each Little Woman from Little Women Have?

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Jo March - Felicity Merriman In an 1884 interview, Louisa May Alcott said: I have often thought that I may have been a horse before I was Louisa Alcott. As a long-limbed child I had all a horse’s delight in racing through the fields, and tossing my head to sniff the morning air. Now, I … Continue reading Which American Girl Doll Would Each Little Woman from Little Women Have?

How to Find A Rabbit: A Niche Interview With John Paul Brammer, the Author of ¡Hola Papi!

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This article contains homophobic slurs and references to suicide. ¡Hola Papi! was an accident. “It had to be an accident,” says John Paul Brammer, “or I would have taken it too seriously and bunged it up.” When Brammer launched the advice column in 2017 for Into, Grindr’s editorial venture, he wasn’t planning on a phenomenon. … Continue reading How to Find A Rabbit: A Niche Interview With John Paul Brammer, the Author of ¡Hola Papi!

The Top 50 Greatest Gay Pining Albums of All Time, As Voted by You, Our Readers

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A thousand lifetimes ago, back in September, Rolling Stone released an updated version of its list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time. Reactions rolled in, mostly in the vein of "huh?" and "mm, I don't know" and "no, 'Fine Line' is not better than 'Funeral.'" Among all this #discourse, I tweeted out something … Continue reading The Top 50 Greatest Gay Pining Albums of All Time, As Voted by You, Our Readers

What if Dale Cooper Were the FBI agent investigating Tony Soprano? What Then?

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*they're driving in a car together* cooper: *puts on smooth jazz* tony: *puts on con te partiro* cooper: *puts on smooth jazz* tony: *puts on con te partiro* cooper: *puts on smooth jazz* tony: *puts on con te partiro* *in the pine barrens* cooper: mr. soprano, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing … Continue reading What if Dale Cooper Were the FBI agent investigating Tony Soprano? What Then?

Ten Expert Tips For Conquering the 100 Baby Challenge, the Dark Souls of The Sims

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The 100 Baby Challenge involves conceiving a hundred Sim children by a hundred different Sim parents and then raising said Sim kids from birth to young adulthood. It is extraordinarily difficult and, in most cases, extremely time-consuming. Kelsey Impicciche's playthrough, segmented into 58 parts and counting, has brought in untold millions in ad revenue for … Continue reading Ten Expert Tips For Conquering the 100 Baby Challenge, the Dark Souls of The Sims