ANDREW GARFIELD #1: bad news they just fired me from being spider man ANDREW GARFIELD #2: on what grounds though ANDREW GARFIELD #1: well you know how i've been spending every press conference saying that spider man 3 should be about peter parker discovering he's bi like just starting the year at NYU real sad that … Continue reading Two Andrew Garfields Invent Acting
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Two Olives Invent Attic Room
so you know how we– yes… attic room. two olives. it has to be incoherent. oh yeah definitely, it cant make logical sense.
Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Edwardian Era Under-Gamekeeper And You Should Consider Me For The Position
I look fantastic in a flat cap. This skill is wasted in 2017, where flat caps are worn only to conceal male-pattern baldness. Likewise, I can really fill out a set of tweed breeches. I had to look up what Rupert Graves’ character in Maurice actually did for a living. This charming, unwashed ignorance would … Continue reading Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Edwardian Era Under-Gamekeeper And You Should Consider Me For The Position
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