Once upon a time, in the year 2010 — nearly a decade ago, fuck me — there was a land called Livejournal. And the residents of that land loved nothing more than to collect angsty songs by white men and collate them into angsty playlists about white men. Entire communities sustained themselves on this practice, even though this was before Spotify, so making a fanmix literally involved bundling a bunch of mp3 files and a questionably photoshopped album cover jpg into a zip file which you’d then store on MegaUpload and just cross your fingers and hope the link didn’t break or you didn’t get, like, arrested for piracy.

We can point to broad trends in Livejournal fanmixes of this era: a lot of Death Cab, a lot of The National, a lot of home-baked acoustic versions of “Teenage Dream.” But there was one song, and one song only, that defined the Livejournal fanmix, that made it what it is today, that animated an entire generation of repressed gays. What song could that be, you ask? What timeless classic, what work of sonic art?

You already know. It’s seared in your memory. You hear this banjocore shitstorm in your dreams. That opening guitar riff hits and it sends you reeling back to the days when you thought the two white men on the TV show were going to fuck, and then they had the audacity to not fuck.

Yes, “Little Lion Man” defined a generation and aged like milk. Shockingly, it could have been worse: I learned while researching this article that the producers of Glee actually asked Mumford & Sons if they could perform “Little Lion Man” in the show’s fourth season. It would have been a Dalton Academy Warblers number. And Mumford and his sons were apparently like, “Good fucking God, dude, no, fuck, no, we have to draw the line somewhere. We’re not going to trigger renal failure in your remaining cadre of intimacy-starved gay teen viewers.” Thus did “Little Lion Man” become a relic of a purer age.

Here, without further ado, is a list of every fictional character that popped up when I ran a Google search for “little lion man livejournal fanmix 2010,” and a few variants thereof. I should note that this list is not comprehensive. This only scratches the surface of the “Little Lion Man” phenomenon, that precious moment in time when we were all SuperWhoLocking without shame and getting into virtual knife fights about who would make the best boyfriend for Kurt Hummel. (Kum canoe all the way, btw.) I digress. Here we go.

1. Alana Bloom from Hannibal
2. Arthur from Inception
3. Bilbo Baggins
4. Blaine from Glee
5. The entire cast of Bones
6. Buffy
7. Captain America
8. Castiel
9. Chloe from 24
10. Cuddy from House
11. The entire cast of Criminal Minds
12. Dean Winchester
13. Derek Hale
14. Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights
15. The Hulk
16. Eames from Inception
17. Eduardo Saverin
18. England from Hetalia
19. Gale from The Hunger Games
20. Hal from Being Human
21. Hanna from Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name
22. Hannibal Lecter
23. Harry Potter
24. House from House
25. Ian from Shameless
26. Ianto from Torchwood
27. Iron Man
28. Italy from Hetalia
29. Jack from Lost
30. Jack from Torchwood
31. John Watson
32. Juliet from Lost
33. Karkat
34. Karofsky from Glee
35. Kate from Lost
36. Katniss Everdeen
37. Kirk
38. Kurt from Glee
39. Loki
40. Luke from As the World Turns
41. Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson
42. The Marauders
43. Mark from 24
44. Mark Antony
45. Mark Zuckerberg
46. Mickey from Shameless
47. Mordred from Merlin
48. Mulder
49. The Netherlands from Hetalia
50. Noah from As the World Turns
51. Percy Jackson
52. Penny from The Big Bang Theory
53. Pete Campbell
54. Portugal from Hetalia
55. Quinn from Glee
56. Richard III
57. Robert Chase from House
58. Sam Winchester
59. Sawyer from Lost
60. Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory
61. Sherlock Holmes
62. Snape
63. Spain from Hetalia
64. Spike from Buffy
65. Spock
66. Squall Leonhart
67. Stiles Stilinski
68. Thirteen from House 
69. Thalia from Percy Jackson
70. Thorin Oakenshield
71. Tom from Being Human
72. Tyrion Lannister
73. Will from Hannibal

If for any reason you want even more “Little Lion Man” content, 8tracks has got you covered to the tune of 366 individual playlists. Be blessed.