Is this too soon? Maybe. But Huma and Hils sent some damn relatable emails and I think we need to take a minute to appreciate them. #7 This is not that relatable. I don't have voicemail. I've never called anyone's house. I've never had a few things for someone. I've never asked anyone if they're … Continue reading Getting #Relatable With Hillary and Huma’s Emails
The CW is proud to announce Blue's Clues, a hot new spin-off of the beloved children's television series designed to tackle tough issues affecting teens of today. The series revolves around high school sophomore Blue Clooney, played with panache by rising star Bella Thorne. Blue is a tough, street-smart girl with no respect for anyone's rules. She's also … Continue reading Blue’s Clues If It Were An Objectively Terrible Teen Drama on the CW
The man himself, Alfred Edward Housman, recorded in his poetry the distinct experience of being A Shropshire Lad. While it is a nebulous category for sure, its identifying features are pretty simple. Lots of them have to do with plants or existential amorous despair. Are you one? Maybe. Ready to find out? Ask yourself the following: Are … Continue reading Are You a Shropshire Lad?
One of the first things I consider when picking out a new novel to read is naturally the author. When doing so, there is one question I find myself coming back to time and time again, is he a twink? I offer you here an incomplete list of notable Edwardian authors and attempt to arrive … Continue reading Is This Edwardian Writer a Twink?
At its best, art taps into the soul's inexpressible longings. It transcends language, expressing through color and form the subtler emotions which defy discrete categorization. In this new series, I will explore how art articulates the Big Freakin' Moods which so define everyday life. Our first installment: the works of Quentin Blake. Best known for his longtime collaboration … Continue reading Several Quentin Blake Illustrations and Their Respective #Moods
In a new nightly series, we bring you the best of the late-night garbage internet: the links, videos, and Wikipedia rabbit holes which keep us up past our bedtimes. This first edition will be an educational one, but don't get your hopes up for the rest. This time, however, we present for your reading pleasure: "Mummification: Let's Mummify … Continue reading What We’re Reading at 1AM
Like many gay people who go to the theatre, I was deeply affected by the Broadway musical Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 when I saw it at the Imperial Theater this past January. In particular, I was intrigued by the character of Pierre Bezukhov. Who was this "sad old man living out his … Continue reading Gayest Things Pierre Bezukhov Has Done So Far In War And Peace, Keep In Mind That I’m About Thirty Pages In
All of these actors have previously shown that they have the kind of chemistry that I think is crucial to pull off two of the greatest roles in contemporary American theatre, Louis Ironson and Prior Walter. #1: Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield Louis: JE Prior: AG Note: Yes, I know that Andrew Garfield is in … Continue reading Five Pairs of Actors I’d Like To See Play Louis and Prior from Angels in America
THANK ME LATER If Thank Me Later were one of my medical or psychiatric diagnoses, it would be scoliosis! Much like my spine, Thank Me Later was incredibly vital but deeply flawed by an inability to maintain a straight, focused line of artistic purpose. And just as I must wear orthotics in every pair of … Continue reading Each of My Medical and Psychiatric Diagnoses If They Were Drake Albums
1. I began to dream, almost before I ceased to be sensible of my locality. I thought it was morning; and I had set out on my way home, with Hugh Laurie for a guide. The snow lay yards deep in our road; and, as we floundered on, my companion wearied me with constant reproaches … Continue reading Daydreams I Have Had About Punching Hugh Laurie In The Face, If They Were Like The Dreams In ‘Wuthering Heights’
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