If you've been following The Niche for any amount of time, you know that the only thing we love more than lesbianism is list-making. I'm here today to join these two areas with a definitive ranking of the greatest and most iconic lesbian TV couples of all time. Now, I'm going to lay a couple of … Continue reading The Top Ten Most Iconic Lesbian TV Couples of All Time, and Keep In Mind We’re Working With a Pretty Loose Definition of “Iconic”
About a month ago, right around the time that I, along with all the other editors of The Niche, abruptly and for no particular reason gave up on The Niche, I got into the FXX sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And if you know me, you know this: when I stan, I stan. I didn't write … Continue reading Six Homoerotic Promotional Photos for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia That Are More Satisfying Than All the Sex I’ve Ever Had
So, I listen to an absurd, excessive amount of music. According to my last.fm, I've listened to 2,357 songs in the last 30 days alone. And a lot of what I listen to is very, very niche. Thus, with the blessing of the other editors here at the Niche, I am launching the inaugural edition of … Continue reading The Niche Nine: Our Favourite Albums of February 2017
Chapter 1 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the … Continue reading Pride & Philadelphia: Part 1
Singer-songwriter and critically acclaimed indie darling Mitski has garnered tremendous praise for her ability to capture complex shades of human connection and isolation in song. While she is, without a doubt, one of the greatest musicians of our generation, a Mitski album is an emotional reckoning of unparalleled intensity and brutality. A Mitski album should come … Continue reading Seven Mitski Lyrics That Will Make You Yearn Desperately for the Touch of Another Human Being, Literally Anyone, Oh My God I’m So Lonely
Greetings to all ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished non-binary guests. My name is Paris Geller, and I'm a sophomore student at Yale University, double majoring in political science and biochemistry. I'm writing this rather frivolous guest post for this pitiful online publication because I'm angling to become the youngest-ever editor-in-chief of the Yale Daily News and, well, … Continue reading What’s On My iPod with Special Guest Blogger Paris Geller
The CW is proud to announce Blue's Clues, a hot new spin-off of the beloved children's television series designed to tackle tough issues affecting teens of today. The series revolves around high school sophomore Blue Clooney, played with panache by rising star Bella Thorne. Blue is a tough, street-smart girl with no respect for anyone's rules. She's also … Continue reading Blue’s Clues If It Were An Objectively Terrible Teen Drama on the CW
THANK ME LATER If Thank Me Later were one of my medical or psychiatric diagnoses, it would be scoliosis! Much like my spine, Thank Me Later was incredibly vital but deeply flawed by an inability to maintain a straight, focused line of artistic purpose. And just as I must wear orthotics in every pair of … Continue reading Each of My Medical and Psychiatric Diagnoses If They Were Drake Albums
Animal Collective is one of those bands that you were obsessed with if you were a teenage white boy in the mid-aughts with Pitchfork as your homepage. They are still around, but it's no longer cool to like them, if that abysmal 6.2 for Painting With is any indication. However, the point of this post is not to … Continue reading Members of Animal Collective Ranked by Suitability to Play the Love Interest in a Mid-2000s Romantic Comedy
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