What if Dale Cooper Were the FBI agent investigating Tony Soprano? What Then?

*they’re driving in a car together*

cooper: *puts on smooth jazz*

tony: *puts on con te partiro*

cooper: *puts on smooth jazz*

tony: *puts on con te partiro*

cooper: *puts on smooth jazz*

tony: *puts on con te partiro*


*in the pine barrens*

cooper: mr. soprano, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?

tony: fuck if i know


cooper: this is – excuse me – a damn fine plate of gabagool

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