Remember That One Scene in Maurice (1987) Where James Wilby Stroked Hugh Grant’s Hair? Was That Fucked Up or What?

Like, The Notebook who? Casablanca who? Titanic who? Love Actually who? Pride & Prejudice who? Sleepless in Seattle who? Romeo and Juliet who? You've Got Mail who? Before Sunrise who? Jerry Maguire who? Lost in Translation who? When Harry Met Sally who? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind who? Never Let Me Go who?  Moonlight wh- okay, no, too far.

Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Edwardian Era Under-Gamekeeper And You Should Consider Me For The Position

  I look fantastic in a flat cap. This skill is wasted in 2017, where flat caps are worn only to conceal male-pattern baldness. Likewise, I can really fill out a set of tweed breeches. I had to look up what Rupert Graves’ character in Maurice actually did for a living. This charming, unwashed ignorance … Continue reading Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Edwardian Era Under-Gamekeeper And You Should Consider Me For The Position