So when I was a dumb kid, and then when I was a dumb teenager, and then when I was a dumb young adult, I would spend a lot of time on DOES MY CRUSH LIKE ME BACK? quizzes. In the vast, swirling chaos of love and emotion, these quizzes seemed like a rare bastion of … Continue reading How to Use Game Theory to Figure Out if Your Crush Likes You Back
No, you don't remember when I did that? Well, here is A STUDY IN GILMORE, all 116 pages of it. This came about several months ago when I realized that Paris and Rory, much like Sherlock and Watson, are a prime example of what we at the Niche like to call The Dynamic. This is … Continue reading Remember When I Rewrote the Pilot of Sherlock So It Was About Paris Geller and Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls Being Lesbian Detectives?
At first, I wasn't opposed to watching Gilmore Girls during lunch breaks with my straight co-workers. I'd never seen the show myself, but I'd heard nothing but good things, and I'd been compared to Rory Gilmore so many times over the course of my life that I was curious to see how close the resemblance might be. What … Continue reading Top Ten Hate Crimes Committed by Gilmore Girls Creator Amy Sherman-Palladino
Greetings to all ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished non-binary guests. My name is Paris Geller, and I'm a sophomore student at Yale University, double majoring in political science and biochemistry. I'm writing this rather frivolous guest post for this pitiful online publication because I'm angling to become the youngest-ever editor-in-chief of the Yale Daily News and, well, … Continue reading What’s On My iPod with Special Guest Blogger Paris Geller